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Mike or the "90 pound wuss"
I am 16 years old. I am the drummer for three feetshort of a yard.I started playing drums when i was 14. take a look to the right and you will see my drum set...Before playing drums i played trumpet. anyways...i like to drinkjones soda. I am STUPID!! hey well we will be good some day and
everyone will think we are cool. (key word...somday!!) i am ripped
beyond belief, i mean if you get on my wrong side, i will tear you
apart like my uncle tom does to a chicken wing on superbowl
sunday, you know what im saying? and if you dont know what im
saying then im gonna rip your head off and shove it down your pants
just so you can watch me kick the crap outta ya, then im gonna use
your tongue to paint my boat, ya hear me!! that is my favroit thing to
say. they dont call me the ninety pound wuss just because i weigh
90 pounds, its because of the fat rools between my neck,they weigh
close to 90 pounds. just kidding my whole body weighs 90 pounds. i
love eating like a horse, infact i ate a horse one time, i was so
hungry, i didnt even kill it, i just ate it live like sushi, but i had to add
the miracle whip, cuz a horse just inst a horse without the tangy zip
of miracle whip!! but really folks, i am not a crook, i mean sure, i
steal a grape or two here and there, but i always go to confession
after i do, because i usually dont sleep unless i dont, i also pay for it,
but thats beyond the point! welp... see ya around!
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DaVe WeBbEr !!!!!
well...what can i say...i love "muzik"!!! they dont call me the punk rockin hick daddie for nuthin! i mean i am a HICK!!! i drive a 4-weel drive truck when i aint driving my semi-truck! i also have a black lab, i have a belt buckel bigger than the tires on my monster truck and i like to ride bulls......anyways. my word of of advice to all you "musicians" is... "always go up with an empty bucket..." c-ya!
JoSh......uMmM...???? (i dont think he has a last name!)
I play bass. i want to move to africa and live in a indian tribe afterschool. and teach them the meaning of life, in one simple word,"Masterbation", i mean "master baiting" you see i like fishing.plurgh. i am in 12 grade this year. i have seven toes on one foot,
they weren't always there, you see we moved to gary indiana, and
our house was a block away from the nuclear power plant, my
friends and i used to go swimming in there cooling pond, we used
to catch these really neat fish, you know the ones with two heads!!
welp off to go see my dads, brothers,
uncles,moms,sisters,boyfriend.(bill)
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