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MoRe BaNd MeMbErS!!!
HeAvY!!!!
Hi, Im Heavy, Not really, my true identity is Jim Dostal II, But dont tellanyone!! I am gods gift to intruments!! not really, but im damngood!! i play tuba, which is known to the band as Bessy! I play theJuice Harp, named Bill, Also, i just picked up on the trombone, we
call her Harry. Enough about my instruments, I was born a poor
black child in the eastside of quincy, Just kidding, i was born poor
WHITE TRASH, then while digging a shallow grave for the neighbor
cat i killed with my shotgun when i was 6, i ran into a gas line and
Blew the whole Neighbor hood to peices, we moved the next
afternoon, to a run down, paper shack, out in the middle of no
where, so i have to walk barefoot, 20 miles to town, uphill both ways,
in 16 foot of snow, when the weathers nice. While carrying my
sousaphone, a juiceharp, and a trombone with my right hand,
because i lost my left hand in a freak fire
cracker/gasoline/combine/killer bee incident, but i dont want to go
into that right now, i have a sister with one eye, that works at the
local truck stop, everyone calls her winky, not because she has one
eye either, its because when she was 16, she got married to jon
bobbit, and his prosthetic "thingy" fell off, and she turned it into a
necklace and threatens all the guys that hit on her, that she was the
true "Butcher" Whacka whacka doo doo Yeah!!! Welp, nice
knowing ya!!.....Dwarf Porn
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DaVe HoEfLiNgEr!!!
hi. i am dave hoeflinger. i own the car "GO LADY" i like razor blade shoes. lindsay in my girlfriend, shes is nice! i like to skank inside my car. if i owned a goat his name would be melvin and he would chew on my ear lobes. i wanna put a word out to don and bill, thanks for fixing my car. josh is having a good day... dont make him mad cuse he cant dance! |
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JeRmEy BaLl!!!!i am jermey ball. i play trumpet with dave. on thing that might turn women off about me is that i havent showered since i was last rapped in prision by a big burly man named susan ( about 4 years ago)and i certainly dont believe in brushing my butt hair. its about two feet long, i usually braid it, into what i like to call "shitlocks" but really, i am one hairy mother... i mean i can walk around naked and everyone is like "Hey jermey, where did you get that way nifty fleece sweat combo?," and i say, "uhh, my mom"...ohh yeah my grandmothers bush starts above her...front porch! my favroite pick up line is ..."hey you into ass fuckin?" c-ya!
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